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“Tickled” Review

“Tickled” Review

jason June 28, 2016 0

Directors: David Farrier,  Dylan Reeve Stars: David Farrier,  Dylan Reeve,  David Starr Documentaries rely on enlightenment rather than entertainment. As long as they’re informative, competently made, and don’t shame me too much, I’m a cheap date for the medium.

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“The Corpse of Anna Fritz” Review

“The Corpse of Anna Fritz” Review

jason March 2, 2016 0

Writer/Director: Hèctor Hernández Vicens Starring: Alba Ribas, Cristian Valencia, Bernat Samumell, Albert Carbo Corpses! They come with a lot of baggage. You just don’t die and rot.  Your body is brought to a morgue where

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“Cabin Fever” Review

“Cabin Fever” Review

jason February 12, 2016 0

The idea of remaking “Cabin Fever” is pretty ridiculous. Eli Roth’s “Cabin Fever”  was a gory puerile lark, but I didn’t see the need for a remake. If anything, it was a calling card

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“Maggie” Review

“Maggie” Review

jason May 15, 2015 0

Director: Henry Hobson Writer: John Scott 3 Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Abigail Breslin, Joely Richardson Huh…I was not expecting that.   You know what? Lets throw expectations aside. Lets toss out the presumptions of zombie and Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. As far

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“It Follows” Review

“It Follows” Review

jason March 2, 2015 0

Writer/Director: David Robert Mitchell Stars: Maika Monroe, Keir Gilchrist, Olivia Luccardi Things staring at you from a distance; it’s horrifying. I’m not sure why. It’s probably an instinctual fear embedded deep in our amygdala. Gazelles probably spotted lions

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“Fugly!” Review

“Fugly!” Review

jason November 24, 2014 0

Director: Alfredo De Villa Writers: Kathy DeMarco, John Leguizamo Stars: John Leguizamo, Radha Mitchell, Rosie Perez I absolutely deplore movies where the protagonist has a euphoric out-of-body-experience and their life lessons are just told to them. God damn it, you

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“Snowpiercer” Review

“Snowpiercer” Review

jason August 4, 2014 0

Director: Joon-ho Bong Writers: Joon-ho Bong, Kelly Masterson, Stars: Chris Evans, Jamie Bell, Tilda Swinton, John Hurt I feel like I’ve been hearing about “Snowpiercer” for a decade now. Principle photography started in 2012

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“Under The Skin” Review

“Under The Skin” Review

jason July 24, 2014 0

Director: Jonathan Glazer Writers: Walter Campbell , Michel Faber (Book) Stars: Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy McWilliams, Lynsey Taylor Mackay When I heard  someone was trying to make a movie staring Scarlett Johansson as an alien luring men into some kind of black essence-draining-liquid,

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“Open Grave” Review

“Open Grave” Review

jason January 8, 2014 0

Director: Gonzalo López-Gallego Writers: Chris Borey, Eddie Borey Stars: Sharlto Copley, Joseph Morgan, Thomas  I’ve always enjoyed movies that opened in the midsts of chaos. “Buried,” “Dark City,” and “The Thing” all start in the center of insanity and it

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“Argento’s Dracula 3d” Review

“Argento’s Dracula 3d” Review

jason October 9, 2013 0

Director: Dario Argento Writers: Dario Argento, Enrique Cerezo, Bram Stoker (Book)  Stars: Thomas Kretschmann, Marta Gastini, Asia Argento  You can tell from the opening credits that “Argento’s Dracula” was a movie made by a group of people who just didn’t give a

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