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“Extraterrestrial” (Movie Review)

“Extraterrestrial” (Movie Review)

Danimal June 29, 2012 6

Director: Nacho Vigalondo Writer: Nacho Vigalondo Stars: Michelle Jenner, Julián Villagrán, and Carlos Areces After waking up in a one night stand’s apartment, Julio is on his way out when he discovers something is

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“Beasts of the Southern Wild” Review

“Beasts of the Southern Wild” Review

jason June 26, 2012 1

Director: Benh Zeitlin Writers: Lucy Alibar, Benh Zeitlin Stars: Quvenzhané Wallis, Dwight Henry and Levy Easterly I guess if a movie totally changes your perspective on a certain person, place, or thing then it’s at least pretty good. “Beasts of the

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“Get the Gringo” – Movie Review

“Get the Gringo” – Movie Review

Danimal June 20, 2012 0

Director: Adrian Grunberg Writers: Mel Gibson, Adrian Grunberg Stars: Mel Gibson, Peter Stormare and Dean Norris Underwhelming trailer. Poor title. Anti-semitic alcoholic. These preconceived notions swarmed my head as I sat down for this

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“Transit” (Movie Review)

“Transit” (Movie Review)

Danimal June 3, 2012 1

Director: Antonio Negret Writer: Michael Gilvary Stars: Jim Caviezel, James Frain and Elisabeth Röh “Transit,” or the more aptly named “Close Ups of Conversations Make Plans Go Poorly,” was better than I expected. Jim

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“The Divide” Review

“The Divide” Review

Danimal May 26, 2012 3

Director: Xavier Gens Writers: Karl Mueller, Eron Sheean Stars: Lauren German, Michael Biehn and Milo Ventimiglia By: Danimal I like a lot of movies, I can suspend my disbelief pretty easily and transport myself

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“Headhunters” Review

“Headhunters” Review

jason May 24, 2012 4

Director: Morten Tyldum Writers: Lars Gudmestad, Ulf Ryberg, Stars: Aksel Hennie, Synnøve Macody Lund, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau by Jonathan Boriss “Headhunters” is an entertaining enough foreign important that I wish had excited me more than it actually did. Don’t get me

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“Bernie” Review

“Bernie” Review

jason May 21, 2012 0

Director: Richard Linklater Writers: Richard Linklater , Skip Hollandsworth  Stars:Jack Black, Shirley MacLaine and Matthew McConaughey  Richard Linklater is one of the few filmmakers that seems to let the story dictate the direction of the film. He acts a conduit for

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“Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan’s Hope” Review

“Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan’s Hope” Review

jason May 18, 2012 2

Directed by Morgan Spurlock Written by Jeremy Chilnick & Morgan Spurlock Review by: Jon Boriss  As long as I can remember, I have been a collector of things. PEZ dispenses, action figures, comic books,

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“Dear God No!” (Review) NSFW

“Dear God No!” (Review) NSFW

Danimal May 17, 2012 4

Director/Writer:  James Bickert Stars: Jett Bryant, Madeline Brumby and Paul McComiskey I love the way they stab that pregnant girl’s baby after the one biker rapes her but before the other one finishes. Some people binge on cake,

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“Dragon Eyes” Review

“Dragon Eyes” Review

jason May 11, 2012 1

Director: John Hyams Writer: Tim Tori  Stars: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Peter Weller and Cung Le Review By: Danimal Dragon Eyes is a flat sepia tone glimpse into an exciting drug and crime owned region called St. Judes and highlights the

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