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“IRONCLAD” Review

“IRONCLAD” Review

jason December 15, 2011 0

Remember the first time you watched “Saving Private Ryan?” It was a massive departure from the existing war films in that it probably gave you the closest realization to battles in World War 2.

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“The Guard” Review

“The Guard” Review

jason December 13, 2011 0

“In Bruges” was one of my favorite movies of 2008. So when I saw the trailer for “The Guard” I was very excited. Brendan Gleeson was back, it had the same sleek look, it

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TAKE SHELTER “REVIEW”

TAKE SHELTER “REVIEW”

jason December 11, 2011 0

If you saw someone point a gun at you, how would you react? You would probably cover up, run away, or try and stop him from harming you. What about if you discovered that

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“Kidnapped” Review

“Kidnapped” Review

jason December 8, 2011 0

This is going to be an unfair review. The only available version of “Kidnapped” I had was dubbed in English, and it is, in fact, a Spanish film. This movie is pretty much a

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“The Big Bang” Review

“The Big Bang” Review

jason December 6, 2011 0

Antonio Banderas is 51 in “The Big Bang,” and he looks pretty much the same as the Antonio Banderas from “Desperado.” Good for him. Unfortunately, he used his genetic gift to star in “The

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“THE LAST CIRCUS” Review

“THE LAST CIRCUS” Review

jason November 28, 2011 0

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree…because it was dead. If you find this joke even mildly amusing you may be able to find enjoyment in Álex de la Iglesia’s “The Last

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“THE WARD” Review

“THE WARD” Review

jason November 28, 2011 0

Alright, I have good news and bad news. John Carpenter is still a director with a ton of merit, a sharp eye, and a solid voice for storytelling. The bad news is that he

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“OUTRAGE” Review

“OUTRAGE” Review

jason November 28, 2011 0

There’s organized crime across the globe. Every sovereign nation has to deal with them in some way or another. Mexico has the Zeta’s, Russia has the Bravta, and Japan has the Yakuza. Now, all

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“ATTACK THE BLOCK” Review

“ATTACK THE BLOCK” Review

jason November 28, 2011 0

I hate middle school kids. They have an inflated sense of confidence from a lack of experience and their body chemistry dumping an excessive amount of testosterone into their system.  Sex becomes an option,

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“HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2” Review

“HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2” Review

jason November 28, 2011 0

REVIEW: HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2: FULL CYCLE The only reason you should watch “Human Centipede 2” is so you can say “I have seen Human Cetipede 2.” But you’ll have to sit through the entire

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