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“THE LAST CIRCUS” Review

“THE LAST CIRCUS” Review

jason November 28, 2011 0

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree…because it was dead. If you find this joke even mildly amusing you may be able to find enjoyment in Álex de la Iglesia’s “The Last

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“THE WARD” Review

“THE WARD” Review

jason November 28, 2011 0

Alright, I have good news and bad news. John Carpenter is still a director with a ton of merit, a sharp eye, and a solid voice for storytelling. The bad news is that he

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“OUTRAGE” Review

“OUTRAGE” Review

jason November 28, 2011 0

There’s organized crime across the globe. Every sovereign nation has to deal with them in some way or another. Mexico has the Zeta’s, Russia has the Bravta, and Japan has the Yakuza. Now, all

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“ATTACK THE BLOCK” Review

“ATTACK THE BLOCK” Review

jason November 28, 2011 0

I hate middle school kids. They have an inflated sense of confidence from a lack of experience and their body chemistry dumping an excessive amount of testosterone into their system.  Sex becomes an option,

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“HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2” Review

“HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2” Review

jason November 28, 2011 0

REVIEW: HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2: FULL CYCLE The only reason you should watch “Human Centipede 2” is so you can say “I have seen Human Cetipede 2.” But you’ll have to sit through the entire

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I MELT WITH YOU Review

I MELT WITH YOU Review

jason November 28, 2011 0

REVIEW: I MELT WITH YOU   Everyone goes through some hard times. At some point in your life, you’ll feel hallow, depressed, and devoid of purpose. Your psyche has to fall apart so it

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The Trip

The Trip

jason November 8, 2011 0

Do you enjoy banter? Random long winded discussion about mundane subjects that ultimately express the inward subconscious of the discussers? How about impressions, especially British impressions? If you answered yes to one or both

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Burke and Hare

Burke and Hare

jason November 8, 2011 0

I had the pleasure of watching “Burke and Hare” in a group. When the image faded away and the credits rolled my friend said “Well, that was a movie.” “Burke and Hare” is a

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Red State

Red State

jason November 8, 2011 0

“Red State” is Kevin Smithʼs latest film and even though itʼs going to be released in 2011 Iʼve been hearing about it since 2007. The first draft of the script was written around the

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I Saw The Devil

I Saw The Devil

jason November 8, 2011 0

“I Saw the Devil” is as beautifully crafted as it is brutal. Itʼs a harrowing tale of revenge and the boundaries between justice and evil. Itʼs not really a horror movie, even though there

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